i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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