He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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