Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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