I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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