I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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