dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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