Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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