I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I have post one night stand depression
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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