Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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