i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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