nut hugger
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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