You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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