The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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