i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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