So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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