I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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