I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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