Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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