Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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