my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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