If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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