I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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