everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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