i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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