did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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