Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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