I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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