How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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