So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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