I wannas sexs uuuuu
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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