shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
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