is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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