ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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