The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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