Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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