they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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