If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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