they need to just BURY HIM!
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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