Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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