I think I just saw someone hide a body.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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