So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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