fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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