All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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