Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
The feeling are messing with the penis
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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