You really coming over, don't trick.
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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