So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
It's shark week go big or go home
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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