the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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