Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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