So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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