You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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