Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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