Buhtt sex?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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