I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Can you bring me the toilet please
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
