Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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