the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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