North Korea, Best Korea!
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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